Literature
A Hyu-miliating Heist
The Principality of Equestria boasted the second lowest crime rate of any civilized nation in the world, surpassed only by the Grand Duchy of Seatopia, the ancestral home of the Sea Ponies. Of course, since the majority of sentient beings thought Seatopia and its inhabitants were a myth, this led most criminologists to incorrectly claim that Equestria held the honor of the world's lowest crime rate.
Regardless, crime simply wasn't something most ponies were concerned about when they went to sleep at night. In fact, statistically speaking, most of them were far more likely to be digested by a dragon, mauled by a manticore, or clocked by a co